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Our columnist got into the head of a tourism influencer.

Stefano Laporte

Stefano Laporte
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Here is the diary of a tourist influencer.

Posted at 5:00

June 20, 2022 – I’m having a hard time! I’m heading south for my travel review blog, Le Globe-téteux. Paying for everything is the Dora-Dora Tourist Office, the Air Bête airline, the 5-star hotel chain Cheapo, the alcoholic beverage brand Soumort, the sunscreen brand Brûlez Égal and the swimwear line. package. I just have to say it’s all great. I immediately want to write it! My first trip since the pandemic will be MALAAAAAADE! I’ll have my passport renewed, and that’s a start !!!!

June 21, 2022 – I am standing in line at the passport office. There are people in TA! What’s their problem, all these people !! ?? Couldn’t they have had their passports done during the pandemic !? Why wait until we finally have the right to travel !? It doesn’t have to be organized almost!

June 23, 2022 – I’m still at the passport office. I’ve been here for two days and two nights. Luckily I brought the case of Soumort which I received for free.

June 24, 2022 – It shouldn’t have been very, very long. I have reached number 76 and I am 1077. Well, I will spend Saint-Jean here. I’ll ask Karine to bring me my guitar.

June 25, 2022 – They have arrived at number 128. Things are moving forward. We spent the night singing Mario Pelchat: “Traveling, I don’t like traveling, if it’s traveling without you. “

June 27, 2022 – I have the passport card! It took a week !!! I’m so in sacrament, I look like my picture on it. I need to smile again for my stories of me packing Full Pack, I owe Full Pack two posts. CALM! A little visual: tomorrow I have both buttocks in the sand!

June 28, 2022, 3:30 pm – My Uber just dropped me off at the airport. There are a lot of people here! It looks like an emergency! Fortunately, I arrived two hours early.

June 28, 2022, 5:30 pm – I’m sitting in a row. Not the tail of the plane, the tail of the tail. The flight was delayed. My Full Pack suitcases are not even registered.

June 29, 2022 – Also in Dorval. I should get a sponsorship of the pillow. That’s not all, I have to work. Today I was supposed to post three photos on the beach, in a Petit Paquet bathing suit. I have no choice, I wear my swimsuit here and take selfies. After all, we are all lying on the ground, like on the beach, it’s just that there is neither sand nor water.

June 30, 2022 – Air Bête just canceled my flight. Worse still I can’t even get a refund, I haven’t paid for it. Leaving means dying a little, but not leaving means dying! What am I doing? I will try to get sponsored by Air Canada.

1uh July 2022 – It worked! Air Canada hired me as an influencer. Except right now, they don’t need influencers to influence the world to travel, they need influencers to influence the world to stay at home. I have to film myself on the way home. I take my bags and do this.

July 2, 2022 – I’m still in Dorval. I am waiting for my bags. It shouldn’t be too long.

July 3, 2022 – I have just learned that my suitcases have been returned to Dora-Dora. There are so many suitcases in the place that to make it clear that there are flights with suitcases only. My suitcase has just published, on Globe-tê, two photos of him on the beach of Dora-Dora, if you can go and like, the gang! Thank you !

July 4, 2022 – Back home, after two weeks of vacation in a row. They are not a toast at all. At least I can make a post to say that Brûlez Égal cream protects completely! It’s good to be home! Finally, the confinement was pleasant!


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